"The gambler who expects to lose is the happiest person at the track. Think about it."
"If anybody ever gives you 10,000-1 odds on anything you take it.
If John Cougar Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar I'm gonna be a very rich dude."
- Kevin from the Office
"Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse. Time to change that."
The only difference between a winner and a loser is the one who makes sports bets.