Casino

    "The gambler who expects to lose is the happiest person at the track. Think about it."

    "If anybody ever gives you 10,000-1 odds on anything you take it.

    If John Cougar Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar I'm gonna be a very rich dude."

    - Kevin from the Office

    Sports

    "Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse. Time to change that."

    The only difference between a winner and a loser is the one who makes sports bets.